"I had you pegged, didn’t I?"
“You had the whole human race pegged.”
Dumb ass bitch
I just bought powerball tickets for the first time in my life. Why.
Good thing I work tomorrow, I can just skip all of the familial awkwardness and just eat leftovers when I come home.
I should be sad that I have inexplicably lost most of the people I used to be friends with, but for some reason I am not. I used to be, but I have no sadness left in me to spare for anyone. I became tired of trying to place myself in the lives of others, most always fruitlessly, so I stopped. I’m too depressing, I don’t have a car to go anywhere, I’m not fun to be around anymore, etc. I have given up on the idea that I am a worthwhile person to be around. I get it, I have accepted it. Bye.
Why is it that I can only poop at work, ten minutes before I have to clock in?